A story to tell.
Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:26 PM
Its Sunday and lying on my bed with my history textbook infront of me.The day is making even my dog feel lazy. He's lying down looking out the door right now. So i took out my readers digest and start digesting the articles in it. In it i found this story. Its a very funny 1 if u have the right perspective.
Most people know the tale of what God did on his first seven days, but what was the Devil up to in his first week?
In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And earth was without form and void.
And god made a circular light in the heavens and called ii The Sun. And God saw that light was good.
And the Devil made a smaller light , And he called it TV. and the devil saw that the light was bad.
ANd God made springs which came out of the ground,oozing fountains of pure fresh water. And God saw that water was good.
And the Devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that fizzy drinks were bad.
And God said ,Let the earth bring forth vegetables ,and the herb of the field,that the children may grow up healthy and it was so.
And the Devil said,Let there be Deep-Fried Potatoes.(french fries)
And God said Let the waters bring forth 10,000 varieties of fish,that they ay provide sustanence for the children.
And Devil arranged that the fish be smothered in batter, deep fried and served with deep-fried potatoes. (fish and chips)
And God created the cattle of the field andsaid, Behold i have given you every living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.
And the Devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers,and suggesteth that it be always served with deep -fried potatoes.
And on the SEVENTH day,God rested and asked that his children rest too,and use this day to contemplate wonders of creation.
And the devil created the all-day brunch ,cartoon TV channels,and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities,that the mind of the children be filled with rubbish and their body filled with yet more deep fried potatoes.
And the God said to the boy, take forth the girl and multiply. And of your seed , i shall make a great nation, as numberless of the stars of the heavens.
And the Devil invented the computerand recruited 10,000Demons to ill itwith online battles and images of top heavy women. Ans so the boy did part the girl and did instead cleave on the computer.
And God pointed out the girl that he had made her with many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.
And the Devil invented the Nintendo-DS Lite, so that the boy will be ableto take computer with him wherever he goes.
Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the animals hat God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the boy and the girl., The tree in the middle of the gardenthe Lord hath told you not to touch.But isay unto u, if u eat the fruit your eyes will be opened and you shall be as Gods.
And the boy and girl looked at the the serpent and said unto him: "No thanks. We liketh not fruit .But has thou any deep fried potatoes?
And here endeth today'sscripture for reading. Amen. =)
-PS-Ended has been changed to endeth.and so as some of the other words.Hope u guys enjoed it =)
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